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"Works on my machine™" doesn't count in production
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You used Claude/Cursor/ChatGPT to ship v1 in a weekend. It works! Sort of. Most of the time. But your code is showing serious symptoms...
Sound familiar? AI tools are incredible for prototyping, but they don't understand your infrastructure, your users, or what "production-ready" actually means.
Input validation, auth, secrets management, SQL injection prevention, XSS protection, rate limiting
Real-time logs, metrics dashboards, error tracking, uptime monitoring, performance insights
Fix N+1 queries, caching strategy, database indexing, bundle optimization, memory leak fixes
Proper error handling, backups, graceful degradation, disaster recovery, database migrations
CI/CD pipelines, staging environments, auto-scaling, cost optimization, dependency updates
Real tests that actually test, integration tests, load testing, API versioning, code review
From triage to full recovery - we'll get your code healthy
Small (<10K lines of code)
Medium (10-50K lines of code)
Large (50K+ lines of code)
Get Ready Basic
Get Ready Plus
Pro Ready
Enterprise Ready
Start with Triage, scale when ready.
Your triage fee is fully credited toward any treatment plan - as long as you upgrade within 30 days and your codebase hasn't changed.
If you've made updates, we'll need a fresh diagnosis to ensure accurate treatment - and we'll give you 50% off the fresh triage.
✅ Same codebase:
Pay $159 for Medium Triage → Upgrade to Recovery Ward ($4,000) = You pay $3,841
🔄 Codebase changed:
Fresh diagnosis at 50% off ($79.50 instead of $159) → Full credit on upgrade
We can set you up with production-ready infrastructure on your own cloud (AWS/Azure/GCP) or manage hosting for you. You choose: DIY self-hosting or full concierge service.
Real projects we've taken from prototype to production.
Challenge: Educational platform needed mobile app deployed to production with proper infrastructure and monitoring.
What We Did: Complete production environment setup, CI/CD pipeline, monitoring infrastructure, and App Store deployment.
Result: Successfully launched to production, handling thousands of users with zero downtime.
Challenge: Leading IT services company needed security audit and production-ready deployment for their AI-enhanced CRM system with customer data protection, integrations, and compliance requirements.
What We Did: Comprehensive security audit of AI-generated code, vulnerability remediation, secure data migration, encrypted email integration, automated backup workflows, penetration testing, and team security training.
Security Findings: Identified and fixed 12 critical vulnerabilities including SQL injection risks, authentication bypass, unencrypted data storage, and exposed API keys. Implemented role-based access controls, data encryption at rest and in transit, and automated security scanning.
Result: Zero security incidents since launch, passed SOC 2 compliance audit, 99.99% uptime, streamlined customer management with enterprise-grade security. BentleyPC now resells our security audit services to their clients.
Real feedback from teams who shipped their AI code to production with our help.
We built our CRM quickly with AI assistance, but knew we needed professional eyes on the security before going live with customer data. Slop Hospital's audit caught critical vulnerabilities we would never have found ourselves. Now we confidently resell their services to our own clients.
Michael Bentley
CEO, BentleyPC
Our iPhone app prototype was functional but nowhere near production-ready. The Slop Hospital team handled the entire infrastructure setup, CI/CD pipeline, and App Store deployment. We went from nervous prototype to confidently serving thousands of users with zero downtime.
Development Team
We shipped a working MVP in a weekend using Claude. Three weeks later, we were processing real payments in production thanks to Slop Hospital's remediation plan. The security audit alone was worth 10x what we paid. They found issues we didn't even know to look for.
SaaS Founder
FinTech Startup
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World-renowned Splunk experts and IT service leaders. BentleyPC partners with Slop Hospital to offer their clients comprehensive security audits and production deployment services for AI-generated applications.
"Our clients trust us with their infrastructure. Now they trust Slop Hospital with their AI code security."
Your clients built an MVP with AI. It works. Sort of. Now they need production-grade infrastructure, security, and monitoring.
Refer them to us, and they get 20% off any treatment plan.
Your tools help people ship fast. We help them ship safely. Partner with us to offer your users a clear path from prototype to production.
Co-marketing opportunities + 20% partner discount for your community.
You teach people how to code. We show them what happens next. Partner with us to give your students and alumni real-world production experience.
Student discounts + 20% off for alumni referrals.
We're selective about partnerships. If you work with clients who need help taking AI-generated projects to production, let's talk.
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