You moved fast and broke things.
We'll help you unbreak them.
"Works on my machine™" doesn't count in production
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You used Claude/Cursor/ChatGPT to ship v1 in a weekend. It works! Sort of. Most of the time. But your code is showing serious symptoms...
Sound familiar? AI tools are incredible for prototyping, but they don't understand your infrastructure, your users, or what "production-ready" actually means.
Input validation, auth, secrets management, SQL injection prevention, XSS protection, rate limiting
Real-time logs, metrics dashboards, error tracking, uptime monitoring, performance insights
Fix N+1 queries, caching strategy, database indexing, bundle optimization, memory leak fixes
Proper error handling, backups, graceful degradation, disaster recovery, database migrations
CI/CD pipelines, staging environments, auto-scaling, cost optimization, dependency updates
Real tests that actually test, integration tests, load testing, API versioning, code review
From triage to full recovery - we'll get your code healthy
Small (<10K lines of code)
Medium (10-50K lines of code)
Large (50K+ lines of code)
Get Ready Basic
Get Ready Plus
Pro Ready
Enterprise Ready
Start with Triage, scale when ready.
Your triage fee is fully credited toward any treatment plan - as long as you upgrade within 30 days and your codebase hasn't changed. If you've made updates, we'll need a fresh diagnosis to ensure accurate treatment.
Example: Pay $199 for Standard Triage → Upgrade to Recovery Ward ($5,000) = You only pay $4,801
We can set you up with production-ready infrastructure on your own cloud (AWS/Azure/GCP) or manage hosting for you. You choose: DIY self-hosting or full concierge service.
Real projects we've taken from prototype to production.
Challenge: Educational platform needed mobile app deployed to production with proper infrastructure and monitoring.
What We Did: Complete production environment setup, CI/CD pipeline, monitoring infrastructure, and App Store deployment.
Result: Successfully launched to production, handling thousands of users with zero downtime.
Challenge: IT services company needed a production-ready CRM system with proper integrations and data migration.
What We Did: Full CRM deployment, data migration, email integration, automation workflows, and team training.
Result: Streamlined customer management, automated follow-ups, and improved sales tracking.
We're building a network of trusted advisors who recognize quality when they see code chaos.
Your clients built an MVP with AI. It works. Sort of. Now they need production-grade infrastructure, security, and monitoring.
Refer them to us, and they get 20% off any treatment plan.
Your tools help people ship fast. We help them ship safely. Partner with us to offer your users a clear path from prototype to production.
Co-marketing opportunities + 20% partner discount for your community.
You teach people how to code. We show them what happens next. Partner with us to give your students and alumni real-world production experience.
Student discounts + 20% off for alumni referrals.
We're selective about partnerships. If you work with clients who need help taking AI-generated projects to production, let's talk.
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